This is the last time Britney Spears will look like this. This is the very beginning of the K-Fed era. After this picture, she will continue to date Kevin Federline. Her carefully controlled image as pop princess will start to fall apart, never to be really recovered. She will start walking into public restrooms without shoes on. She will start to be the butt of jokes about Southern white trash, with Cheetos and Red Bull worked into most of the punchlines. She will marry Kevin Federline. She will bear two of his children. Then, they will get divorced. She will have a complete nuclear meltdown, start partying with Paris and Lindsay, shave her hair off, attack a car with an umbrella. Her children will be taken away. She will lock herself in a bathroom with them at the end of visitation because she doesn’t want to give them back and be committed to a psych unit. She will slowly begin to recover. Her father will take over the management of her affairs and she will regain some level of custody over her children. She will begin dating her agent, an older man with no apparent interest in being famous for being Mr. Britney Spears. She will put out some good albums and put on sold-out concerts all over the globe, but she will never dance the way she used to, never perform with the same zest, always seeming a little empty behind the eyes. I wonder if she’s happier now, or if she looks back at this girl and wishes she had it all to do over again.

This is the last time Britney Spears will look like this. This is the very beginning of the K-Fed era. After this picture, she will continue to date Kevin Federline. Her carefully controlled image as pop princess will start to fall apart, never to be really recovered. She will start walking into public restrooms without shoes on. She will start to be the butt of jokes about Southern white trash, with Cheetos and Red Bull worked into most of the punchlines. She will marry Kevin Federline. She will bear two of his children. Then, they will get divorced. She will have a complete nuclear meltdown, start partying with Paris and Lindsay, shave her hair off, attack a car with an umbrella. Her children will be taken away. She will lock herself in a bathroom with them at the end of visitation because she doesn’t want to give them back and be committed to a psych unit. She will slowly begin to recover. Her father will take over the management of her affairs and she will regain some level of custody over her children. She will begin dating her agent, an older man with no apparent interest in being famous for being Mr. Britney Spears. She will put out some good albums and put on sold-out concerts all over the globe, but she will never dance the way she used to, never perform with the same zest, always seeming a little empty behind the eyes. I wonder if she’s happier now, or if she looks back at this girl and wishes she had it all to do over again.

(Source: itsbritneybitch)

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